Rachael Sacks

@RAnSacks

Satan's Apprentice.

New York, NY
Joined November 2011

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  1. people complain abt HRC's voice, but that's what yr voice would sound like too if you'd spent 50yrs talking over men trying to interrupt you

  2. Tim Kaine will be driving you TO and FROM the Prom, mister.

  3. Brush up on the best style from before the reunion airs next week:

  4. Kenneth Branagh as hamlet always gives me a panic attack.

  5. That feeling of disappointment when you message cute girls on okc but only get responses from peasanty dudes.

  6. Downer ending.

  7. When you on that XR and can't sleep.

  8. Watching Kramer v Kramer- young Meryl Streep can get it not gonna lie

  9. RT if you're a part of the 3% who haven't downloaded Pokemon Go

  10. They changed the bathroom code at my therapist and I feel betrayed

  11. Pregaming class with a G &T.

  12. I'm perpetually 10 minutes early unless I really don't want to hang out with you.

  13. When someone I'm hooking up with asks to hang out during daylight hours I always assume I'm going to get dumped. What does that say?

  14. Retweet if you've ever had problems peeing in a bodysuit:

  15. yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

  16. Are people actually afraid to double text???? I will send 16 messages in a row and feel no shame whatsoever idk

  17. If you think you look like Jonah hill in wolf of Wall Street or rich sommer as Harry crane pre Beatles haircut hit my poosi up.

  18. Whenever I'm on tinder here I am legit astounded at the selection of conventionally attractive people I have no desire to even grope my tit

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    • @nancyjosales

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