Maybe that option was only offered to the "cultured conservatives" They came with comp!elementary bump stocks.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Are you kidding me.
- End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
It's amazing that conservatives live in pearl clutching fear of a baby in the workplace. Do you need to go to your safe space?pic.twitter.com/jjAvLuWz8x
-
I sadly missed the opportunity to weaponize my children, since they are 19 and 15. The flamethrower option is only available within the first two years.
-
Yeah, mine are 9 and 13. The only thing weaponized is their farts.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
"What if this precious gift from God that we have to protect at all costs makes us actually use our hearts when we have to pass legislation affecting families and children? That's 'weaponizing.'"
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Weaponing babies...blasted, I missed this trend. Who knew I could weaponize a baby at a workplace?! Do Aunties qualify? Where in the FMLA does this exist? Can Dad’s do it too? Limited to Congress? Private Sector?
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
this better involve laser beam eyes or I will demand a refund.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Screenshotting this tweet so it can stay alive on the internet forever and keep you from ever getting laid again. yw.
-
Again?
-
Good point, I made an overly generous assumption there.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Oh FFS
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Uhm, so you are all for a mother having her kid, against her being on welfare yet will make it impossible for her to work--and SHE is weaponzing her baby? How about is she trying to be a good mom and do her job too yet also settigna good example?
-
That will NEVER cross their minds...
-
Nope, they demonize modern motherhood while doing nothing to make it easier or better.
-
I firmly believe they hate women...
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
You mean like how our religious parents liked to call us "arrows" and claim we would win their conservative culture wars?
-
That’s different!! That’s for jebus!
-
Oh so only jesus uses babies as weapons. Got it.
-
Shhhhh! He turns them into those “arrows”
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.
