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BREAKING: 6,200 Super Army Soldiers guard Marble Arch in #London to protect it from #ClimateEmergency protestors who are trying to paint it red. A Fast Armoured Response Tank is on the way to relocate the arch as part of Operation Save Ancient Statues.
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Hopefully Penny-Fan and Fanny-Pen have been deployed too.
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If they are, I'm going
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Finally!
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The liberation of Paris
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Don't talk nonsense. Why would we send Super Army Soldiers to Paris?
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Surely they're Super Air Soldiers?
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