Can’t be Scotland the sky is blue
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They've been scrambled to attempt to intercept the Scottish UFO.
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Bet it was sweaty in that cockpit.
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Damn the Canberra is so advanced it can take pictures that make it look like it’s inside the U2.
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the trouble is, it cant find anything because "the streets have no names"...the pilot has been on the Edge for hours now, and He still hasn't found, what he's looking for...
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Testing the newest tech: the mk2 eyeball
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If he goes three feet high the altimeter turns over and suddenly he's flying at zero feet and crashes. Living in the danger zone there.
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Not sure enough bait. But been wrong before..
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Probably the most self referential tweet ever

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