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BREAKING: Stealth bombers have fired a £62mil Anti Channel Dinghy Cruise-missile warning shot at a boat used by people traffickers smuggling illegal immigrants across the channel from Penarth to Portishead. A survivor of the warning shot was said to be thunderstruck.pic.twitter.com/pdXtFrUQuk
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Careful, you might find this as one of
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You can tell they're Stealth Bombers because they can't be seen in the photograph (which was taken from HMS Canberra, I assume)
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Isn't it the HMAS Canberra?
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This should be excellent
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i'd say it was overkill, but we have to set an example.
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Quite right, too. I assume the MoD is going to bill the Home Office for the cost of the missile...?
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Probably put it down as hair extensions
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The energy released at impact is equivalent to 27 African elephants charging at once
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I understand the water spout was the height of two London buses and a Transit van.
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