Charge them £5 to get in….
BREAKING: Apache gunship & Super Boat Soldier (Like SAS but boat) speedboat intercept boat full of boat people trying to illegally cross the Channel near Ilfracombe. This is part of a new £45mil a day scheme to stop illegal Channel crossings to Wales Photographed from a Canberrapic.twitter.com/FyMS9aEu9i
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That's not a real helicopter, it's a string puppet - look at the bars above it!
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Did they spot Farage in his Union Jack Speedo’s shouting at poor English refugees
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Does this mean Farage is now in Wales? If so, please cry havoc and let slip the dragons of war! They’re trained to sniff out dangerous failed politicians.
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The exodus of Swansea boat people is such a human tragedy.
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They mainly seek sanctuary in Mumbles. (Not too far, like).
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Won't anyone think of the poor holiday homes...
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I thought we had just paid £54Bn to Luxembourg to patrol their beaches and place barriers to prevent this. I expect to see their coast lined with their famous Toblerone and the littoral patrolled with spare Polish swimmers
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Have you ever tried to polish a swimmer? They don’t stay still long enough for you to get a good shine on the wax
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People will do anything to avoid paying the toll on the Humber Bridge into Wales
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I mean it is literally daylight robbery....
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