You know when you get propellor-driven planes? Those props always point forwards. Somebody should turn one of those through 90 degrees, then you've got a plane with a side spinny thing and it can take off from a curved runway. Where do I collect my Nobel Prize for Engineering?
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I believe that's called an Avenger and you can get one in GTA otherwise known as ADIL (Average Day in London)
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Our local Deliveroo bloke only has a bike. He is getting left behind in the 'Restaurant delivery wars'!
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The side spiny thing is actually the key to wind up the clockwork warp drive. Wind it too far and you can boldly go where no man has gone before. The lingerie dept in John Lewis …
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No, never been in there ….pic.twitter.com/SxAfbDuHHJ
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the thing that goes "whoop whoop whoop" may also help
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When Mrs Jones at No. 42 said she wanted a man with a big chopper, this was not what she expected.
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What was she after, a tree surgeon?
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I love sideways spinny things but they don’t half drain your duracel
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To find the Mess turn right at the lights !

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