What the fuck was it doing in ESSEX?
It was never supposed to leave Bedfordshire.
#forbedseyesonly
LOST: Folder of documents about a report into UFOs, last seen on a bus stop in Essex. Folder was misplaced by Col E Hunt after he became flustered at almost being caught installing a GoPro in a smoke detector in an office and had to make good his escape. If found please call uspic.twitter.com/KwDSh3Z0Ck
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That's the *Secret* part
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What do you want us to call you? Is there a code word?
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Yes. The code word is 'canberra'. Oh wait ...
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I am Col E.
Oh wait, E Coli. 
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The Colonel is known by his friends as Mike. Only his parents still call him Eric.
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Sorry, but I can't find your number. Can it be because yer 'secret'?pic.twitter.com/aPhBKkm3iC
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Thought Matt err now closed.
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I think I know where it is, but all I'm getting when I phone is, "If you are calling about Corona Virus press 1" and similar nonsense, are you sure this is legitimate?
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