5 days to April fools, patience..!
BREAKING: HMS Oldwarboat has been hit by a slight breeze causing it to jackknife and is now blocking the Tyne canal in Sunderland, Captain Geordie Shore said he didn't see the breeze until it was too late as it was blocked from view by the constant fog in the area.pic.twitter.com/zSg7KpL6dC
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You've been fooled by the experimental "bridge" camouflage scheme there.
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Perfect for the open ocean!
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Fortunately since brexit no other boats been wanting to dock
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Local economists have observed that the blocking of the Tyne canal has caused no impact whatsoever on the world economy.
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Has improved the view somewhat.
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In other news...locals thrilled as TV Aerials placed atop Tyne bridge improve reception across the Tyne-Tees region
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Dammit
@geoffasenna, are we going to have to sort this one out? -
Ha ha howling
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Constantly amazed that the Admiralty, in their infinite wisdom, knew when she was built how long she’d be in service. Great name choice.
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