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    RAF_Luton‏ @RAF_Luton Mar 25

    BREAKING: HMS Runwayboat has got stuck on the Feeder Canal in #Bristol after a slight gust of wind knocked her off course.pic.twitter.com/MQDiG1dmfr

    12:49 PM - 25 Mar 2021
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    126 replies 350 retweets 2,480 likes
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      2. Mitch Sprague‏ @4TechEd Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        What's that brown liquid to the left? Someone in the head?

        8 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. Mr Sanity‏ @MrSanity Mar 25
        Replying to @4TechEd @RAF_Luton

        Part of the supply of unidentified brown liquids that colour the waters of Weston-super-mare (when they're close enough to notice them)

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Vee Twinn‏ @gyromotard Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        It was worse the last time when it got stuck in the Eyre Canal

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Andy‏ @SeasideCheetah Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Be honest, it wasn't a gust of wind, they were doing handbrake turns weren't they

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      2. Alan M. Fisher‏ @AlanMFisher1 Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        To play Blindman's Bluff with an aircraft carrier, first spin the carrier several times. Then launch a plane in whatever direction the bow is facing and hope for the best.

        1 reply 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Ole‏ @Nattjager Mar 25
        Replying to @AlanMFisher1 @RAF_Luton

        Isnt this how they decide who to invade?

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Still a mask & 2 metres for me!! .  ⚽ 🍺 ⚓‏ @GregMerseyexile Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Nice short-cut for the 'dockies', nip across the big boat to the canteen, instead of wandering all the way round the dock. Productivity should really increase with all the saved man-hours.

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      1. Mehdi H.‏ @mhmiranusa Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Mehdi H. Retweeted Mehdi H.

        It wasn't wind. SJS (SAS but jet ski) forces did that.https://twitter.com/mhmiranusa/status/1374834141934551045?s=20 …

        Mehdi H. added,

        Mehdi H. @mhmiranusa
        Replying to @RAF_Luton
        If HMS Sinky does not succeed, then SJS (SAS but jet ski) forces from @RAF_Luton will operate. pic.twitter.com/nBh5J5dnni
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      1. President Ralph CBE‏ @imcousinralph Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Couple of chinooks will lift that out.

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      1. Art_Fashy‏ @art_fashy Mar 25
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        To me - To you

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