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    RAF_Luton‏ @RAF_Luton Mar 10

    Fact of the Day: The BAC Jet Provost is the only fighter jet in the world fitted with up to eight Paveway 9 Semi-Nuclear missile bombs, each one capable of destroying up to 3 terraced homes (with conservatory) or a small community centre #AvGeekpic.twitter.com/vJGtnjZTRu

    10:47 AM - 10 Mar 2021
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      2. The Ed. Gallagher‏ @EdwardG94482739 Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        But what happens if it hits 3 terraced homes without a conservatory 🤔

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      3. Andrew Davey‏ @nicknamewol Mar 10
        Replying to @EdwardG94482739 @RAF_Luton

        For starters there will be an eye test,(conservatories are easy to spot from the air) , then a lot of official paperwork, a disciplinary hearing and most likely a demotion, followed by buying the entire officers mess drinks! Then a visit to the former occupants to apologise !

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      1. Stephen Procter‏ @steveaprocter Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Ah yes the old 'Community Centre Buster...'

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      1. David Wegmuller‏ @dwegmull Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        What happens if some of them don't have conservatories?

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      2. David Myers‏ @_David_Myers_ Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Painted from a Canberra.pic.twitter.com/31d2OlrQ22

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      3. Turmut Hoer  💙 🖤 🤍‏ @4u5t0 Mar 10
        Replying to @_David_Myers_ @RAF_Luton

        Please credit the artist, who had to move their easel out of the way very quickly.

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      2. Steve‏ @Maxaretunit Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        It was incapable of this until retrospective modification with the dyson cyclonic turbine

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      3. Simon H Moore‏ @wearethemoos Mar 10
        Replying to @Maxaretunit @RAF_Luton

        I just read that as colonic

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      1. Jason Singleton‏ @JasonsRPI Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Is this where the radio message “I’ve got a semi on” comes from?

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      1. Pipe‏ @pipehugger Mar 10
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        So less dangerous than my sister-in-law?

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