You joke about haircuts on the black market - at this point, I'm seriously considering it!
BREAKING: HMS Sinky has arrived in Derby City centre to assist local authorities enforce #COVID19 mask wearing and #SocialDistancing rules as locals seek haircuts on the blackmarket. #lockdown #Lockdown4pic.twitter.com/NcGqsCj2Ru
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(Already being done - keep quiet about it)
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It’s a tank.
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Its nice to have a patio for outside seating. Small 'drinky-poos' in the Derby sunshine!
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That explains the traffic on Brian Clough Way this morning, thanks
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Raynesway was the issue. People thought the periscope was a speed camera.
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Can’t they just go to the camp barber?
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Not that they'd pay much attention in Derby.
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About time too...nothing todo with plane sailing in a super-marine environment...might even have a spit-fire on that rustic veranda...
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Must have travelled up the river Derwent, arriving outside the Council House. About time too. More masks and dodgy diy haircuts required.
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