Presumably supersonic flight over land and weapon release had been duly authorised by Matt Hancock?
BREAKING: We can confirm the loud noise heard over the UK today was a Eurovision Typhoon fighter jet from the Fast Air Response Team based at #RAFLuton that was scrambled after reports of a man on a motorbike making a non-essential journey on the A40 in Whitechapel #Covid19UKpic.twitter.com/FoFAkL7Nol
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I thought the use of military grade weapons against our own people had to be signed off by Priti Patel
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I see you caught up with him on the Scalextric section.
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Saved him before the corner where he flew off and rolled under the sofa
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Thank you to all the RAF FARTs that keep us safe!
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When will you get your aircraft correct this is clearly an sr71 at max height and speed picture taken from unmarked cessna 152 like they did in top gun
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I hear that WingCo Chalmondely-Walrus has already chalked up the culprit's silhouette on the plane. Tally Ho chaps.pic.twitter.com/wTy2mT6b3h
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I caught him on my camera whilst I was 100 miles from home on essential camera duties...pic.twitter.com/yUjHmpHZyl
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I heard the reports it was a motorbike were wrong - it was a pushbike being pedalled really fast by an chubby bloke with a mop of blond hair over 7 miles from his home.
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