Yesterday a lady got a Mk46 Long Lance torpedo up her bum when HMS Sinky spotted her in the park having a Sunday walk.
BREAKING: HMS Sinky is on #COVID19 patrol in Kielder Forest to check that dog walkers are #SocialDistancing and only making essential journeys to the area. #coronavirusukpic.twitter.com/6YNKDlxRii
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"They don't like it up 'em" do they! * borrowed from an old TV series .
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I was aware Kielder had a high water table but still...........
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With that much snow on the ground I hope the crew qualify for the Winter Payment Scheme.
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Good idea not putting the periscope up, that would attracted attention to it.
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They are using laser rangefinders to check distance! If its incorrect they go to full disintegration mode and zap the dog.
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Bit harsh, what if it’s the human that is too close to the dog?
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Good to see patrols out, but I think you'll find that's Moscow not Keilder Forest. Do you have a compass?
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"HMS Sinky"
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That's an F-18
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It's an F-16 David, you can tell by the extra starboard flange.
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