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I should think so too. Quick reactions
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He'll be toast by the time they've finished with him.
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I think you'll find it was a kettle.
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Are sausage rolls non essential?
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No, just the vegan ones
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This is a step too far. Boris Johnson and the Tories completely ignoring the 1100hrs Tea And Toast mandate from 1537 when Taff the Caff first burnt the toast hence the invention of the toaster the following year.
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It is true what they say... RAF Luton never sleeps.
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They should go to Lidl, the middle isle there is a magnet to buying non-essential rubbish.
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I work in lidls and can neither confirm or deny whether we have a shopping magnet in store, unlike lyneham who always denied the Hercules magnet was switched on 30 minutes prior to landing at stations north of oxford.
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