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The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account)

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    RAF_Luton‏ @RAF_Luton 19 Oct 2020

    BREAKING: After a misunderstanding about a footlong chicken sub, HMS Sinky is returning to #RAFLuton from it's recent trip to the US. Honorary Station CO Colonel Chuck "lonewolf" McQuade wants to make it clear that at no point was the chicken in control of the nuclear weaponspic.twitter.com/9W8HsYxYBm

    11:16 AM - 19 Oct 2020
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    • Arch Godbotherer Tony Sloane #FBPE💙 あむ太郎 "A.!" JanDurrant TJ Clarion Stuck on #PlagueIsland Welly99 Ed Smith David Lowe Ssshhhh it's 2021
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      1. Lee B‏ @mr_w_snapper 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        😂😂🙈🙈😁😁

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      1. grumpyoldman‏ @Green2020Tweet 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Crew rations are now KFCpic.twitter.com/FjN2XzqQk5

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      1. wine beef stew‏ @stew_wine 19 Oct 2020
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        Impeckable timing @RAF_Luton

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      1. Michael Hughes‏ @itsmahughes 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Official reports suggest no fowl play is suspected.

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      1. Clint‏ @chiwawamaster8 19 Oct 2020
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        Fact not fiction.

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      1. Neal Anderthal‏ @anderthal_neal 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Outrageous, an entire foot long sub for one chicken. You could fit 20 in that space and still have room to poach over the reactor. Cutbacks are eggsactly what's wrong with this Navy. It's a poultry effort.

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      2. WaspBoro1‏ @waspboro1 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        They're not Vulcans. They are Concordes... Oh sorry, wrong post.

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      3. Nigel Warnke‏ @NigelWarnke 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @waspboro1 @RAF_Luton

        😂 😂 😂

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      1. Tashengurt‏ @tashengurt 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        Is that photoshopped?! Looks a bit cockeyed to me.

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      1. Jason TheCasbah Sparks‏ @RadioFreeJake 19 Oct 2020
        Replying to @RAF_Luton

        I'm told there was a similar incident aboard a Soviet sub, The Red Bock-bock-bock-bock-ba'GOCKtober.

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