BREAKING: Whilst on #BorderPatrol HMS Sinky has picked up 76 #illegalimmigrantsuk who were trying to cross the channel this morning from Cardiff heading to Weston-super-Mare. Officials believe the people may have travelled from as far away as Newcastle due to the lack of clothingpic.twitter.com/AMCq2nAPtg
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Them Geordies
up to no good 
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Oh this should be good...
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Errr actually. They can't be from Newcastle. They're much too tanned
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Unless it washes off when they dive the boat.
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How did they get into Wales from Newcastlepic.twitter.com/e8cfrPKeoZ
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Can you get 'Broon ale' & stotty cakes in Weston-super-mare? Thought it was more sweet sherry & angel cakes!
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It's what makes these criminals so cunning, nobody expects them to use the Lord Archer route.
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