Dear @RoyalNavy. Can you settle an argument and tell me what this is? Seen surfacing off Teignmouth about 24 hours ago....pic.twitter.com/m3cgNGQJdY
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Hi Wilts, That is HMS Sinky returning from a trip to the North Pole to collect ice
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Did they find any?
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Yes, it's the reason the ice caps are disappearing so quickly, climate change was dreamt up to try and cover for it!
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Oh, I thought I could see President Trump waving to supporters from the conning tower.
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Has the Admiralty ice cube dispenser broken, leaving the G&Ts in danger of sub-standard performance?
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I heard it was a top secret mission to stock-up parliament’s inventory of ice for their afternoon gin & tonics
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Sadly, it all melted.
#missionscrubbed
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Lol, oh you do make me laugh
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No it isn't. It's a militarised sperm whale. HMS Sinky is, as you know but won't admit, trapped in Arctic ice and won't be back anytime before spring.
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Thanks for the clarification I was worried that it was a new French stealth trawler being tested inside UK waters
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