Probably more like Pte Patel? “Don’t tell him your name Home Secretary!”
BREAKING: War boat HMS Gunboat has intercepted a dinghy full of fighting aged men 502 miles off the coast of Kent. Captain Horatio B Irdseye has said the crew are issuing fines to the dinghy for not wearing #facemask and not #SocialDistancing #UKlockdown #Lockdown2pic.twitter.com/b7IYg2TNjD
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Using that chain to restrain their dinghy is a bit excessive.
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Looks like Able Seaman Farage on the bows of HMS Gunboat, he seems unusually excited about this operation.....
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502 miles...
by my calculations, that is just outside the territorial waters of Missouri...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I also heard the report but from Rear Admiral Dick Thrusts flag ship HMS Colander. Currently 502 naughty miles off the Kent coast, therefore on The Seine in Paris. That they had picked up a dingy loaded with cancan dancers that were not socially distancing either.
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I hope he doesn't fall in, he could be legally declared 'in seine'
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For clarity, which is which?
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That boat is bursting with seamen thank god someone had got his hand on the tiller.
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