Do they know he is even there, or is he... covert? 
Sorry to post a personal tweet but we do often wonder how Dave is getting on over in the @StateDept since he left us
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I’m told he has settled in well and maintaining his high standards. US have learned a lot from him and are putting it all into action
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"I'm Dave and so is my wife"
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Doing well, thanks! I miss home, though. Washington doesn’t have the charm of Luton.
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Arrived with the memory stick you gave him. Tried to upload the photos, but they’re still on Windows 95. Also mentioned that they spell colour incorrectly, but a cavity search is accurate.
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