Randy Schmidt

@R38Y

Structural engineer turned web developer. I like to make things like (sold) and . The noun, not the adjective.

West Chester, PA
Joined March 2007

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  3. This is my favorite tweet from a Trump supporter, ever. 😂

  4. Really I'm just traveling the world so I can have a sick Tinder profile.

  5. Tinder WTFs BA edition.

  6. Every woman knows this move, including the consolation arm pat, because we have to.

  7. HILLARY: i told you he'd fuck the chair TRUMP: *while fucking the chair* I never fucked the chair

  8. It's locker room talk

  9. Let's see them grab each other's genitals then stare each other in the eyes. Then kiss.

  10. I've zoned out. Let's talk about grabbing pussies again.

  11. Went to a kiosko to find popcorn, came back with wine. Take one drink for every time "pussy" is mentioned tonight.

  12. BTW, my favorite bottle opener is the one recommends. Also the one I've bought for many friends.

  13. I wish I would have brought my favorite bottle opener with me. Maybe I can get to bring one when she visits me in Peru

  14. The iPhone 7+ 2x is now something I can't live without.

  15. God I love my boxers. I wish I had brought more to South America with me.

  16. The Trump women learned long ago how to protect their privates parts when Trump is around them.

  17. Grab America By The Pussy Again

  18. I always hate asking my AirBnB host for more TP. Yes, I know I poop a lot. This just showed up... I got... excited.

  19. I'm going to have one sick Tinder profile when I get back.

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