I just told someone that I have to pee pee. It's hard toggling back and forth between being a parent and being a dude.
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@Sweet_Me_73 Only on Twitter do we get truly insightful comments like this.
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. Boy do I get that! All done now? Upsy daisy. Inside voices...aargh!
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OMG you have children! And a wife!!! You probably fart and then pull the duvet over your wife's head!
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My mom and sister always announce when they have to pee, and I'm like, "I'll take Things I Didn't Need To Know for $400, Alex"
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