Alas, I may have to retire "what's this malarkey?" because, thanks to 2020, everyone thinks I'm quoting Joe Biden now.
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long pants long pants.
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labor dabor
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"Soooooooo good."
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I was singing "The system is down. The system is down" to myself the other day.pic.twitter.com/bV4bYKphuc
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"The system is down! The system is down!"
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The Cheat is GROUNDED.
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"I can do it. I can do it nine times" the classic perennial favorite. I'm also partial to "I can make it on my own"
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Definitely “no probalo [mumbled wrong name]” “I can do it nine times” but also “oh hello dripping yellow madness” and “I feel great I feel great I feel bad… I can’t remember my legs!”
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There's no such thing as 'mysterious.'
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