Luke walking out of the smoke from a thousand pew pew pews like Bruce Willis walking away from an explosion.
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Fin, deviating from being the "WOOOO YEAH!" guy wants to go help Luke Hamill fight Kylo like he doesn't remember what the hell put him naked in a plastic suit of water when he woke up at the beginning of this movie.
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Is it still called "Bullet Time" when it's done with a space tech energy sword?pic.twitter.com/oQeGhTYQid
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Why is Kylos phalic symbol Laser Sword so fidgety, while Luke's is solid? Like, is that some sort erectile dysfunction-esque commentary on the impotence of his rage? Gotta point out, by the way, that his sword is MAGA hat red.
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When anime avatars and loser gamers @ me:pic.twitter.com/9VGBw04tQu
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LMAO Luke played them hard using a Force spirit of himself and never even left Porg island. Eat shit, Kylo Ben. You big rube. Anyway, Luke is tired and he's gonna take a nap now.
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Ginger Sideburns looking like he ate some tacos and his mayo-boy digestion is not happy with it.
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Hugging Chewie seems like it'd be really soft and warm and reassuring, but he'd also probably smell like a perpetually wet dog.
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Oliver Twist over here using the force to grab a broom like it's not three inches away.pic.twitter.com/euJbx8nq0p
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Ah damn, credits are rolling. Well, that was a great movie. It would have been exceptionally better if they'd killed Ginger Sideburns. I'm not going to let that go.
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So cool. Good film. All the the dumb incel sexist nerd men who hate it can keep crying. Boo hoo! Space Auntie Laura Dern was an SJW with SJW hair and she fucking kicked ass. Space Mom Carrie was amazing and beautiful and magical Rose and Rei fucked shit up. Suck it nerds.
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