James O'Neill

"I'd prefer to get down" So 'La Roux: Supervision' is unsurprisingly/as expected, brilliant. It does feel joyful and that is just great.

When people talk about Artificial Intelligence solving our problems I instinctively think “NO”. Not because I’m scared it’ll take over the world, but because AI is dumb as rocks. Robots are sophisticated idiots.

If a woman walked out of an interview she’d be called emotional and hysterical. When a man does it, he’s doing a ‘Trevor Eve’

Last night I dreamt I met Mitch McConnell and that I smooshed his sad strange turtley face.

Good old Philip Schofield.

I dunno. Good Omens just isn’t working for me. Wonderful seeing and hearing welcome familiar faces, but it just feels like tracts of book dialogue cut and pasted into a script and it jars. I hope it’s making the fans smile though.

Do you ever- like- look up at the night sky and think “I want to go out there someday” and then remember the body knackering space radiation and muscle destroying zero-gravity and so on and think actually I’m good.

Having one of my "I'm a SHIT artist" moments. Or maybe I'm just hungry.

Honest to God. Who is rushing to see a new 'Saw' movie? Who?

Apparently if you’re someone who believes we should remain in the EU you’re a Remainiac. Like it’s extreme or insane. Like somehow just being a regular Remainer means you’re not all that fussed about the whole thing. Any opposition is a sign of insanity apparently.

Weeeell. If it’s any consolation, we’re probably entering Donald Trump’s last decade anyway.

Christ alive. Trump is going to be abso-fucking-lutely, disgustingly insufferable now. Isn’t he.

A silly bit of Dr. Who head canon that makes me queasy: Whizzkid from "Greatest Show in the Galaxy" secretly saved up his pocket money to go to the Psychic Circus where he is sacrificed to the Gods of Ragnarok. His parents never find out where he went or what happened to him.

Had a delightfully harassing cold call trying to get me interested in stocks. Well. Joke's on him. Because I HATE gravy.

There isn't enough harpsichord in TV soundtracks these days.

Taking the first bite out of a Wagon Wheel and it’s the whole jam bit. Fucks sake.

Fucking Eurosceptics have bitched and moaned about being in the EU for forty-odd years and now expect Remainers to shut up and fall in line. That's not democracy. Not a shred.

Reece Shearsmith saying "oh my giddy aunt" must have made some Doctor Who fans happy. #InsideNo9

"Are those City pants, Brendan?" "No...clean on this morning..." #InsideNo9

Wouldn’t it be something if the podcast Shearsmith and Pemberton are doing to tie in with Inside No.9 is itself an episode of Inside No.9?