Elizabeth Windsor

@Queen_UK

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  1. Retweeted
    12 Jan 2017

    "Make America Great Britain Again"

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  2. Jan 8

    Reshuffling the Gin Cabinet to bring the strongest gins to the front.

    37 replies 856 retweets 3,453 likes
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  3. Jan 7

    Please mind the gap between the timetable and reality.

    21 replies 423 retweets 1,695 likes
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  4. Jan 6

    You're on probation, moonbeam.

    ....Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart. Crooked Hillary Clinton also played these cards very hard and, as everyone knows, went down in flames. I went from VERY successful businessman, to top T.V. Star.....
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  5. Jan 3

    What the hell has it got to do with Elton John?

    Sanctions and “other” pressures are beginning to have a big impact on North Korea. Soldiers are dangerously fleeing to South Korea. Rocket man now wants to talk to South Korea for first time. Perhaps that is good news, perhaps not - we will see!
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  6. Dec 31

    Ok. Bedtime. This isn't a race.

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  7. 31 Dec 2017

    Text from Jeremy Corbyn: "Happy New Year comrade! Have a wonderful 1974!" Awkward.

    33 replies 552 retweets 1,823 likes
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  8. 31 Dec 2017

    Don't get carried away, Australia. It's not New Year until it's midnight in the mother country and you know that very well.

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  9. 30 Dec 2017

    One can confirm that Nick Clegg has been made a Pantomime Dame in the

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  10. 29 Dec 2017

    Text from Prince Harry: "Pa just paid £36 for eight legs of venison. Do you think that's two deer? LOLZ! JOKES! 😂"

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  11. 25 Dec 2017

    Bit sick of the family now, TBH.

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  12. 25 Dec 2017

    Now. Where's that gin?

    Nailed it.
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  13. 25 Dec 2017

    Nailed it.

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  14. 25 Dec 2017

    Not you, Corbyn.

    Televisions on, people. Your loving and generous Queen will address you forthwith.
    10 replies 162 retweets 715 likes
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  15. 25 Dec 2017

    Televisions on, people. Your loving and generous Queen will address you forthwith.

    17 replies 101 retweets 617 likes
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  16. 25 Dec 2017

    Stand by for one's speech, people. BBC1. Watching it on ITV doesn't count.

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  17. 25 Dec 2017

    Prince Harry brought Miss Marple to church this morning.

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  18. 25 Dec 2017

    And the Lord said "Let there be Sweet Sherry" and there was a large one.

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  19. 24 Dec 2017

    Not you, Corbyn.

    I wish you, and those whom you love and care for, a very happy Christmas. EIIR
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  20. 24 Dec 2017

    I wish you, and those whom you love and care for, a very happy Christmas. EIIR

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  21. 20 Dec 2017

    This is apparently how we found Damian Green's 'private files'.

    13 replies 46 retweets 157 likes
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