at first i thought it was just two nerds on a date. it would have been sweet the way he was fawning over her if not for how ugly she was (they were)
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this inspires thoughts about assortative mating and homophily vs complementary gifts
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then she’s asking why he didn’t bring “her” along and i gradually realize they’re talking about his wife
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“haha it feels weird that you have a wife!” “yes, but only if you think about it”
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he goes on to compare the eerieness of having a wife to thinking about the fact that he has a body
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or as he calls it, a “bag of meat” she pretends to think he means his wife, coyly displaying her desirable iq
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lean in and whisper "The basilisk sends his regards"
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Lmao please do this
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this except I’m one of the yud-cultists
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what does that refer to
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