So-called "Barry"

@QuantumPirate

Professional mathematician. Amateur epigrammatist. 1/n of

All up in yo grill
Joined June 2010
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    Jan 9

    Whoever submitted this IMDB trivia for Home Alone 2

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    12 Aug 2020

    Mount Rushmore confirms addition to commemorate Trump presidency

    Just the four existing presidents, facepalming
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    16 Sep 2020

    Kids who grew up "academically gifted" are now anxious adults who have thousands of abandoned hobbies and spiral into self hate whenever they make basic mistakes, or they are doctors There is no in between

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    9 Sep 2019

    I faced a choice today, a strong and stable t-shirt, or...

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    25 Jun 2020

    This pandemic is exactly why I hated group projects in school.

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    3 Dec 2012

    SIMULATE alien abduction by scrolling out from your location on Google Earth with a finger up your bum. (via )

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    28 May 2020

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  8. 28 May 2020

    This government is like a toddler caught stealing chocolate with it smeared all round their mouth but denying they ate any and blaming it on the dog. Also they’ve shat themselves.

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  9. 28 May 2020

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  10. 26 May 2020

    Sometimes being proved wrong feels pretty good. Bishop of Worcester gets the goal, I’m claiming an assist.

    NEW: Wyre Forest MP Mark Garnier tells us he believes Dominic Cummings should offer his resignation. Says he has had more than 300 emails and letters on the subject, and made his mind up after listening to the Bishop of Worcester.
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    26 May 2020

    my plans 2020

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  12. 25 May 2020

    Repeating bullshit doesn’t make it any less bullshit

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  13. 24 May 2020

    The fact I wrote this without swearing every other word is a miracle. Who knows what good it will do as my MP is almost certainly one of the gang, I just hope he proves me wrong.

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  14. 24 May 2020

    If anyone has any other ideas to rescue this country from these bandits I am all ears right now.

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  15. 24 May 2020

    I suspect many of the Tory MPs are too deep in the pocket to risk standing up to this flagrant corruption, but we don’t need to convince all of them, just enough to get things moving. Has to be worth a try.

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    23 May 2020

    I don't know about you but I'm angrier than I've been for a long time, and I have been very very angry.

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  19. 28 Apr 2020

    Still ridiculously proud of this years later. Every face was sized and placed by hand, and I had Ed's face burned into my retinas for days afterwards. Totally worth it.

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