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if I were an experimentalist I would simply love and cherish my noisy qubits instead of trying to correct them
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well would you look at the time 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙--—> time you got off 8 4 twitter and found some 7 5 physically realisable, thermally 6 stable QECs
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Things that DON’T make you ugly: - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema Things that DO make you ugly: - overhyping quantum computing to so that you set up the field for a quantum winter
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if you wanna be my lover you gotta accept the fact I will eternally have academic daddy issues until Kitaev or Hastings cite my papers and notice me at conferences
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Being a supervisor for a PhD student sounds stressful. Like, how do you ensure they get just enough academic trauma and anxiety that they'll be productive in their postdocs?
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[on a date] Him: what are you thinking about? :) My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: do you think that the intense focus on VQE is preventing people from searching for more effective near term algorithms?
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A big thank you to the organisers of QIP2020! Things we learned in China: - MIP* is huge. - Resource theories can be applied to almost anything. - Removing Twitter from the internet might actually be a good idea.
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Fig. 1.72: A meme [1]. [1] Quantum Computing Memes for QMA-Complete Teens, Journal of Results that get you Tenure (2019). Daaaayyyyuumm, this is so huge: https://scirate.com/arxiv/2001.04383 …pic.twitter.com/0kXCjOfPuj
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@QuantumMemeing will be working closely with@awscloud and Amazon Quantum Solutions Lab to deliver only the freshest quantum memes straight to your Twitter feed.Hvala. Twitter će to iskoristiti za poboljšanje vaše vremenske crte. PoništiPoništi -
Andre: I call this effect "coherence" DeAndre: oh you’re gonna hate this
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"...now that google has achieved quantum supremacy there's going to be a full quantum computer in 5 years, probably sooner. So really you really need to move you bitcoin to a quantum-secure cryptocurrency before then."https://twitter.com/campmarylu/status/1196491477364432901 …
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*me on ellen* ellen: so we heard you like quantum computing me: haha yeah *brings out fault tolerant quantum computer* me: ellen you didn't
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Breaking: recent LIGO measurements ruined by bad vibes
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If you ask me what the practical applications of my work are at the end of my talk, I will call the police.
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Any kids coming to my door tonight are getting a freshly printed copy of "Quantum supremacy using a programmable superconducting processor" as a treat. You're welcome.
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Therapy: - have to constructively deal with your feelings - expensive - predictable Listening to Google's quantum supremacy announcement on loop for 4 hours: - overwhelm sadness with feelings of joy* - free - can tweet about it afterwards *(unless you're Jay Gambetta)
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what if the people at IBM are right and the real quantum supremacy is the friends we made along the way?
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𝙶̶𝚛̶𝚎̶𝚎̶𝚔̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚒̶𝚝̶𝚒̶𝚣̶𝚎̶𝚗̶ Guillaume Verdon offers up sacrifice to 𝙰̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚎̶𝚗̶𝚊̶ Ewin Tang, c. 300 BC.pic.twitter.com/q47XoLrrT8
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