Quantum Computing Memes for QMA-Complete Teens

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In an age of divisive rhetoric, we're here to shitpost. Views are our own (and also probably that of the quantum computing community). Please don't sue us.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: listopad 2018.

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  2. 📁Papers in Progress └📁Collaborators └📁Communication skills └⚠️This folder is empty

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  3. if I were an experimentalist I would simply love and cherish my noisy qubits instead of trying to correct them

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  4. well would you look at the time 12 11 ^ 1 10 | 2 9 ⊙--—> time you got off 8 4 twitter and found some 7 5 physically realisable, thermally 6 stable QECs

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  5. Things that DON’T make you ugly: - acne - being over/under weight - scars - stretch marks - body hair - thinning hair/loss - psoriasis/eczema Things that DO make you ugly: - overhyping quantum computing to so that you set up the field for a quantum winter

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  6. if you wanna be my lover you gotta accept the fact I will eternally have academic daddy issues until Kitaev or Hastings cite my papers and notice me at conferences

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  7. Being a supervisor for a PhD student sounds stressful. Like, how do you ensure they get just enough academic trauma and anxiety that they'll be productive in their postdocs?

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  8. [on a date] Him: what are you thinking about? :) My brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: do you think that the intense focus on VQE is preventing people from searching for more effective near term algorithms?

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  9. (Edited from the original tweet).

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  10. A big thank you to the organisers of QIP2020! Things we learned in China: - MIP* is huge. - Resource theories can be applied to almost anything. - Removing Twitter from the internet might actually be a good idea.

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  11. Fig. 1.72: A meme [1]. [1] Quantum Computing Memes for QMA-Complete Teens, Journal of Results that get you Tenure (2019). Daaaayyyyuumm, this is so huge:

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  12. We can confirm that will be working closely with and Amazon Quantum Solutions Lab to deliver only the freshest quantum memes straight to your Twitter feed.

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  13. Andre: I call this effect "coherence" DeAndre: oh you’re gonna hate this

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  14. "...now that google has achieved quantum supremacy there's going to be a full quantum computer in 5 years, probably sooner. So really you really need to move you bitcoin to a quantum-secure cryptocurrency before then."

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  15. *me on ellen* ellen: so we heard you like quantum computing me: haha yeah *brings out fault tolerant quantum computer* me: ellen you didn't

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  16. Breaking: recent LIGO measurements ruined by bad vibes

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  17. If you ask me what the practical applications of my work are at the end of my talk, I will call the police.

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  18. Any kids coming to my door tonight are getting a freshly printed copy of "Quantum supremacy using a programmable superconducting processor" as a treat. You're welcome.

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  19. Therapy: - have to constructively deal with your feelings - expensive - predictable Listening to Google's quantum supremacy announcement on loop for 4 hours: - overwhelm sadness with feelings of joy* - free - can tweet about it afterwards *(unless you're Jay Gambetta)

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  20. what if the people at IBM are right and the real quantum supremacy is the friends we made along the way?

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  21. 𝙶̶𝚛̶𝚎̶𝚎̶𝚔̶ ̶𝚌̶𝚒̶𝚝̶𝚒̶𝚣̶𝚎̶𝚗̶ Guillaume Verdon offers up sacrifice to 𝙰̶𝚝̶𝚑̶𝚎̶𝚗̶𝚊̶ Ewin Tang, c. 300 BC.

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