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@QtotheWERTY

snarky, medicated. High on life, or maybe it's just mineral spirits.

Joined September 2008
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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 2

    Me: Trying to eat better is fun! My body: All I want is onion dip. Me: But... Body: O N I O N D I P Me: I... Body: PUT IT ON THE THIN MINTS AGAIN

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    Mar 30

    Baby foxes showed up in this woman’s backyard, so she gave them toys — and it was MAGICAL 🦊❤️ (via )

    Baby Foxes Find The Best Playground Ever
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  3. Mar 30

    though I've always preferred "sir" over "mam" until the embarrassed looks of "oh shit I misgendered you" back pedaling happens

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  4. Mar 30

    an interesting thread, I feel in many ways the same... the only time I use gendered pronouns is when I talk to my dogs, preferring mama to daddy, while screeching around corners telling the dogs to "hold on, mama's driving" which I've constantly found odd.

    FYI I use they/them/their pronouns now
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  5. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    This is Bruce. He recently had emergency surgery to correct a collapsed lung. Now he has a very special tube helping him breathe. He’s home from the hospital under maximum snoozle orders and you can help him recover by clicking the link below. 13/10

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  6. Retweeted
    Mar 29

    This dog just discovered what it feels like to go sledding — and now she can't stop!

    Lab Sleds Down Hill By Herself
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    Mar 29

    Mowing your backyard, is just cleaning the bathroom for your dog

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  8. Mar 28

    lol

    hi i locked myself out of the bathroom where im staying Owner said “get my toolbox.” Now I’m staring at tools. Culturally, i should know what these do. But im a film & jackets lez, not a tools lez.
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  9. Retweeted
    Mar 19

    This is good advice for almost everyone.

    A friend (human ) told me to watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer to get through the toughest days. So I did, and it helped, because it helped time pass and sometimes that is the most important thing. Plus it's a great show.
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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 17

    Remember Banana?

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  11. Retweeted
    Mar 16

    In case you missed my dog learning how to eat a string bean

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    Mar 16

    GOD: I cannot believe you *morons* — you were created to do nothing more than TAKE CARE OF THE DOGS! ME: so civilization... GOD: The DOGS ME: What were we supposed to get out of the deal? GOD: You got to hang out with dogs! ME: ... wow, we fucked that up. GOD: No kidding!

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  13. Retweeted
    Mar 15

    no *you’re* crying

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    I drew some more greyhounds cause they're really cute.

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  15. Mar 10

    Today I got a shirt, held a skunk, and pet ALL THE DOGS. It was a great day.

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  16. Mar 8

    he he, gotta love Aliy

    The moment in this . story - and accompanying video - when Aliy cups the dog’s ears so he can’t hear the insult.
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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 6

    some of you youths are gonna be real disappointed when u discover that turning 30 just means you still have all the same weird interests but can't turn your head all the way to the left anymore

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    Mar 7

    This cat is OBSESSED with the moose family who visits her yard — she can’t stay away!

    Cat Who's Scared Of Everything Loves The Neighborhood Moose
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    Mar 6

    I love CGI.

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  20. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    Every picture of a sun bear looks like it's a human in a bear costume who's doing a very bad job acting natural

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