[guy who invented dryads] dude what if trees were slutty
[guy who invented naiads] i see you and i raise dude: what if water was slutty
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[guy who invented muses] what if the concept of inventing things were slutty?
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[this guy]: y’all ain’t gonna believe this, but
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Guy who hears “sylph” as SILF and gets really into fae stuff for one very confusing afternoon
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Honestly can’t believe I had a relevant qt for this
I gotta reëxamine some stuff
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the inherent lasciviousness of nature is known by all, feared by the ascetic, cherished by the ecstatic, and blissfully enshrined in the bodies the storytellers craved
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watching The Lighthouse was really a lightbulb moment for me about mermaids
"wow, old-timey sailors must have REALLY missed sex"
"that sounds funny but actually it sounds like it would be genuinely upsetting to be so lonely/horny you have intrusive thoughts or hallucinations"
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*while looking at a manatee
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