the weird thing about pears i will never understand is only one kind is good (anjou) and only when very ripe and the others are all affronts to the majesty of god in comparison
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People tried to cancel you for the 100k acid thing when they should have reserved all of their ire for this absolutely undeserved disparagement of the second greatest tree fruit family in the world (apples, pears, cherries)
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what’s the first greatest?!
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Sorry, that was my ranking at the end
Apples are the premier tree fruit - astounding in their variety, covering a magnificent spectrum of tastes and textures, key ingredient in cider (the best alcoholic drink)
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all apples are bad and the best alcoholic drink is port
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Sir you get a pass because port is my second favorite alcohol but my god man youre pushing your luck.
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