the weird thing about pears i will never understand is only one kind is good (anjou) and only when very ripe and the others are all affronts to the majesty of god in comparison
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i’m pretty sure i like ripe anjou pears more than i like orgasms
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mouth sex. yes. exactly
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Pears are second. A wet, dripping, sweet succulence bordering on obscene, subtle differences in flavor and texture highlight the universal experience of a ripe pear basically being like mouth sex.
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i like to reserve all of my twitter arguments for food hot takes because everyone has them but they’re relatively harmless fun. it’s like playfighting
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same... anjou pears are amazing! there are some other good pear varieties though imho, asian pears also have that sweet spot of perfect sensual juiciness
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