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the weird thing about pears i will never understand is only one kind is good (anjou) and only when very ripe and the others are all affronts to the majesty of god in comparison

4:55 AM · Apr 15, 2022Twitter for iPad

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QC (in Berlin 7/29-???)

@QiaochuYuan

Apr 15

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i’m pretty sure i like ripe anjou pears more than i like orgasms

QC (in Berlin 7/29-???)

@QiaochuYuan

Apr 15

mouth sex. yes. exactly

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· Apr 15

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Pears are second. A wet, dripping, sweet succulence bordering on obscene, subtle differences in flavor and texture highlight the universal experience of a ripe pear basically being like mouth sex.

QC (in Berlin 7/29-???)

@QiaochuYuan

Apr 15

i like to reserve all of my twitter arguments for food hot takes because everyone has them but they’re relatively harmless fun. it’s like playfighting

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Apr 15

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People tried to cancel you for the 100k acid thing when they should have reserved all of their ire for this absolutely undeserved disparagement of the second greatest tree fruit family in the world (apples, pears, cherries)