Jake Orthwein@JakeOrthwein·Apr 6Oh you’re a Buddhist? List all the games the Buddha would not play. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_games_that_Buddha_would_not_play…411971,061
QC (in Berlin 7/29-???)@QiaochuYuan·Apr 6don't forget the list of 32 characteristics of the buddha, my favorite one by far is "Well-retracted male organ" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physical_characteristics_of_the_Buddha#The_32_Signs_of_a_Great_Man…9999
QC (in Berlin 7/29-???)@QiaochuYuanReplying to @JakeOrthweinhave you heard about the one where the buddha wrapped his penis seven times around mt. meru http://sdhammika.blogspot.com/2010/08/strangest-sutra-of-them-all.html…2:42 AM · Apr 6, 2022·Twitter Web App20 Likes
AdamBlack • G Refugee, Punk Rock Fury!@adamrocketblack·Apr 6Replying to @QiaochuYuan and @JakeOrthweinseven times around Mt Meru sounds like sex idiom if ive heard heard one. < its an imaginary mountain, so ... >12
Markus Maximilian@prummerbaba·Apr 6Replying to @QiaochuYuan and @JakeOrthweinI could do max. 4 times around mt. meru2
Adam Strandberg@strandbergbio·Apr 6Replying to @QiaochuYuan and @JakeOrthweinthe Buddha is said to have had mahavajravirya, or “big dick energy”7