the 'who should i ask out' crowdsourced tournament has put a really diffuse, ambient, low-stakes sexual tension across twitter for me and i really like it. you
guys should also do tournaments for yourselves too!
stretch ye tendrils, yank thee beards
the satyrs pound the earth around
yer twitter count advance in dance
on chair sits ye a grin & glance
"ye date me boy?"
a shy "oh moy"
a bold "of course"
a grand "for soure"
the peanuts all atut atitter
"how dare she on my twitter"