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1. sext (5 tweets)
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sext: i am a frightened and confused human confronting the collapse of western civilization in the 21st century. you are a data archaeologist from a future civilization, possibly alien, trying to understand the twilight of our culture and how it all went wrong. send help
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2. the cthaeh (7 tweets, barely fiction)
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social media is an arcane ritual for manifesting the cthaeh / the simurgh
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3. library (1 tweet)
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when a door opened on the trunk of the tree and you saw a library inside you couldn't run in fast enough. inside you find books written by impossible people, fictional people, people you met in a dream once. when you start reading the tree rumbles "welcome home, child" twitter.com/QiaochuYuan/st…
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4. what she says (4 tweets)
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what she says: go 
to therapy
what she means: i can see that you're really hurting and it frustrates me so much that i can tell how much better both of our lives would be if you got help with it. i love you but you're miserable and it's making me miserable. please get help
to therapy
what she means: i can see that you're really hurting and it frustrates me so much that i can tell how much better both of our lives would be if you got help with it. i love you but you're miserable and it's making me miserable. please get helpShow this thread
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5. this tweet is (7 tweets)
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this tweet is a joke. this tweet is a shower thought. this tweet is a casual utterance for friends. this tweet is a research thought for colleagues. this tweet is performance art. this tweet ain’t that serious. this tweet is incredibly serious. this tweet is a call to arms
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6. the wordle factory (2 tweets)
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if you were trapped in the wordle factory and the only thing you could do was select the wordle word each day what words would you select
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7. i heard (5 tweets)
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ABYSS. i heard that isn't even his real last name. GATES. i heard he doesn't really have a wife she's just a cover story. BONES. i heard there's one person every day who gets a different word from everyone else. BLOOD. no one knows what happens if they don't get it right
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