had to ask for the bacon "rare, less crispy, more floppy, y'know" this time but i think it's finally the perfect breakfast
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do you like your bacon floppy or crispy
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do muricans ever serve back bacon or is it always streaky? if you like floppy bacon I imagine you’d love back bacon
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hmm back bacon looks leaner? what i actually want is fatty bacon lol
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hmmmm. the bacon and eggs i can and have done but they do something special with the potatoes idk how to replicate
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the whole dang US and A would be worth saving if literally the only thing going for that country was the diner hostess what calls you darlin
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the best american, truly
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By a weird coincidence, a few minutes after sending the previous reply, I literally just discovered bacon in my refrigerator that was delivered by accident. I haven’t eaten bacon in years but I’m going to cook and eat this bacon now because it’s already been paid for.