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>be me >just after midnight >wife and baby in back room >on the couch reading about historical architecture in the US >maybe i should go to bed >porch gate swings open in front of me, and when i start looking up, rapidly slams shut again all right stay up with a pistol it is
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just fuck right out of the west coast
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Totally fine and unharmed, but I was just eating in sf restaurant and someone walked in said “I hate techies” (I think bc I had AirPod Max around my neck) and sort of tried to attack me, someone held him back, he said “I’m not nervous for what’s about to happen” I darted out
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got a laptop stolen once this way in berkeley :/ but i did track it down! the woman who stole it tried accessing my google wallet and that generated google account activity history that was geolocated, i called pawn shops near the location and asked them to keep a lookout
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