i have a small handful of jokes i never have any opportunity to use because they're exclusively for making fun of number theorists and i don't know any anymore. i am going to archive them here:
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"haha number theory more like lumber theory"
"more like GLUM-ber theory"
"more like slumber theory"
"more like DUM-ber theory"
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(tbc i love number theory, it was one of my first loves and you never forget your first loves, but i just think these jokes are really funny)
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oh, and lest we forget,
"haha fourier analysis more like... furry... anal amirite"
i've been keeping that one in the pocket for over 10 years and now i release it to the wind (you guys)
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I bet these are funny but I don't know enough math to get all the references.
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there are no references they're just raw puns
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come on i think the last two are good at least
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have you done this one? feels so obvious in retrospect
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I make fun of the CS theory ppl I know by asking if they’ve figured out “what if there were computers?” yet
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