i have a small handful of jokes i never have any opportunity to use because they're exclusively for making fun of number theorists and i don't know any anymore. i am going to archive them here:
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"haha number theory more like lumber theory"
"more like GLUM-ber theory"
"more like slumber theory"
"more like DUM-ber theory"
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(tbc i love number theory, it was one of my first loves and you never forget your first loves, but i just think these jokes are really funny)
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oh, and lest we forget,
"haha fourier analysis more like... furry... anal amirite"
i've been keeping that one in the pocket for over 10 years and now i release it to the wind (you guys)
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Just look up the staff directory for your local university math department and email the appropriate people. I've done this at least once for the archeology department.
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(I was concerned that they'd eventually run out of fossils and things to find and have they considered burying some modern artifacts for future archeologists? They sent me a very nice if rather earnest reply)
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