every day i wake up and every day my toilet rejects me by being unable to handle my strong poops
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the plumbing in this house is a little old i think. i have damaged or at least stained the toilet somewhat, regrettably
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i deliberated for a bit on what adjective should go in front of “poops.” i wasn’t feeling quite deranged enough for “girthy” but god willing i may be soon
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aren't you guys glad i didn't become an academic so i can tweet like this
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