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ladies, here is a list of gifts women have received from me, in ~chronological order 🔸a stuffed white tiger, for christmas (particularly impressive imo since i was an objectivist at the time and believed that giving gifts was immoral), 8th grade
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unrelated but i always feel so bad for the women in the replies of tweets like this that are like "i'd just be happy to receive a gift" they don't even know how sad that is! you deserve thoughtfulness! twitter.com/notgrooveison/…
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🔸a sketch of a hunky guitarist she liked, 9th grade 🔸a sketch of a rose, 11th grade (did this one twice, the second one was better) 🔸28 actual roses because 28 is a perfect number, 11th grade (we met in math club)
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🔸1 actual rose, a piece of ghirardelli’s, and a USB drive decorated to look like a piece of jewelry she liked, containing a few short stories about our relationship and a letter about how much i loved her, snuck into her locker by an accomplice, 12th grade
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🔸a song about how much i loved her, 12th grade 🔸a stuffed bear, freshman year of college 🔸a stuffed princess luna, 4th year of grad school 🔸something like a hypoallergenic comforter because she was very sensitive to a bunch of allergens, 4th year of grad school
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It was a body pillow. You wanted to gift me improved sleep. ❤️ (It is still improving my sleep btw) (I think you might have also changed the comforter on your bed to accommodate my allergies though maybe?)
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Also, ladies, the person at Build A Bear tried to just sell him the pony, but he insisted on being guided through the arcane ritual where you put love in the pony's heart and everything, like the little kids got to do, because this guy is a romantic. ❤️
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