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ladies, here is a list of gifts women have received from me, in ~chronological order 🔸a stuffed white tiger, for christmas (particularly impressive imo since i was an objectivist at the time and believed that giving gifts was immoral), 8th grade
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unrelated but i always feel so bad for the women in the replies of tweets like this that are like "i'd just be happy to receive a gift" they don't even know how sad that is! you deserve thoughtfulness! twitter.com/notgrooveison/…
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🔸a sketch of a hunky guitarist she liked, 9th grade 🔸a sketch of a rose, 11th grade (did this one twice, the second one was better) 🔸28 actual roses because 28 is a perfect number, 11th grade (we met in math club)
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🔸1 actual rose, a piece of ghirardelli’s, and a USB drive decorated to look like a piece of jewelry she liked, containing a few short stories about our relationship and a letter about how much i loved her, snuck into her locker by an accomplice, 12th grade
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🔸a song about how much i loved her, 12th grade 🔸a stuffed bear, freshman year of college 🔸a stuffed princess luna, 4th year of grad school 🔸something like a hypoallergenic comforter because she was very sensitive to a bunch of allergens, 4th year of grad school
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🔸book recommendations for personal development (in retrospect i hate this one and i should’ve just gotten her something nice lmao), 2018 🔸a stuffed boba tea plushie with some kind of heating function, 2020
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this was an interesting list to write out all at once. apparently i peaked in high school 😂 also i haven’t done any art or flowers in awhile, good to keep in mind for the next lucky lady 😉
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