my days go better the earlier i take a nice shit. unclear which direction the causation goes
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one of my favorite things about being at the monastery is that my shits were the most regular they’d ever been. i took a shit at almost exactly the same time every day: right after morning sit. sometimes i swore i could literally feel stuff moving through my intestines as i sat
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You could. I can. I can also feel my blood now.
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magical poop siddhi gang
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Guy who only meditates to poop better (materialist)
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Black Friday is turning out to be fun because the word "save", as in, to save money in Portuguese is "poupe". 
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finally, some actual shitposting