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my childhood underwear story is that in elementary school i was bothered by a strange itch in my underwear only to investigate and discover that a staple had gotten into there somehow twice
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I have a memory of, as a child, discovering I was wearing three pairs of underwear because for three successive days I'd forgotten to take off the previous pairs before putting on the new ones. This memory feels clear and true and yet so absurd I can't tell if it's real
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collapsed into my seat in carpool while maintaining eye contact with the kid across from me. felt the worst stabbing pain id ever felt in my life but was amused by the horrified look on the kids face. reach into my pants and found a toothpick a third of the way into my thigh
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