I think mine might be
Pagan seer riding donkey
Donkey stops
Seer hits donkey
Donkey SAYS (!?!) "hey how about don't fucking hit me plz"
Seer goes "fucking move"
Donkeys like do u see the fucking angel in front of us
Seer is like OH FUCK OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Like there's not a single other talking animal in the Bible as far as I'm aware but God did it just that one time to scare the shit out of a seer on his way to curse the Jews
There's also something poignant about the the first animal to human communication ever being 'hello please stop hitting me I am looking at an angel that you can't see right now"