until an epiphany at the age of nineteen I thought Elmer was not a cow, he was a guy who started the glue company
and he just happened to be really ugly
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WAIT ELMER IS A COW???
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the branding was more obvious by the time I was in school
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this is also the branding i was used to and yet somehow if you had asked me "hey what's that thingy on the elmer's logo don't look it up" i would definitely not have said "cow"