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tell me about some of your funniest bedroom stories plz
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one of my first times everything was going and it was good and things were intense and moving around a bunch and then I realized it was actually a literal earthquake
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my actual first time though just as we were just about to start she was like but wait what are the ethics of this, because there was some other guy that liked her and she didn’t know if they were dating. So we talked about ethics for 45 minutes and calculated all the concerns
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tldr that will surprise no one: the “ethics problem” wasn’t really one, she was nervous, we talked about it for ages, then only did stuff she felt super comfortable with and very slowly
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I’d forgotten till just now, but one thing about that 45m ethics discussion is that I found out if you are close to having sex then don’t your body rebels and it hurts a ton. I had no idea what was going on but didn’t want to stop the ethics flow so just pushed through
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whoa what where did it hurt? you mean blue balls? that’s fixable by improving blood circulation
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Ya totally I just didn’t know what it was at the time and I was so nervous and weirded out by the ethics diagrams while we’re both naked and everything I’m like whatever happens I’m just going to accept it
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Oh didn’t answer, yeah it was blue balls
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