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guy #1 is the only one improved by the haircut
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the other two, I vastly prefer with long hair, but I could also see the argument that it was a lateral move for both
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it depends on whether they're trying to be treehouse boys lol
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hot take treehouse boy is a stage of sexual development
stage 1: partners are awkward peers (culture and age peers) who, like you, are pretty uncomfortable or insecure wrt bodies, physical contact, all the stuff that makes sex good twitter.com/QiaochuYuan/st…
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ok I admit I have a soft spot for that breed of treehouse guy
in hs, I kissed a dude at a con who had blond hair down past his shoulder blades
he smelled like cigarettes, ritualistically cut and burned his hair after doing a large amt of drugs, and was a 9/11 truther
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my mom said he was sweet but didn't want me dating him bc she knew his family through her work as a guardian ad litem 😬
now he's a welder in Wisconsin iirc
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dudes rock
what is a guardian ad litem does it imply something terrible
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aha it implies something terrible happened involving a child? 😬
